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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Unacceptable again!
Is it possible to legally adopt a family member?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
share office space ...
Is it possible to be a full-time, self-supporting working visual artist in today's society?
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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