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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 13:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Is it possible to legally adopt a family member?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

share office space ...

Is it possible to be a full-time, self-supporting working visual artist in today's society?

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

May 2024 solar storm cost $500 million in damages to farmers, new study reveals - Space

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Federal Reserve Board announces that reputational risk will no longer be a component of examination programs in its supervision of banks - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Testosterone heightens men’s sensitivity to social feedback and reshapes self-esteem - PsyPost

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Scientists Successfully Simulate Bizarre Phenomenon Where "Light Appears to be Generated from Darkness - The Debrief

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Prince William’s friend Sunjay Kapur dies after swallowing a bee at polo match - New York Daily News

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

‘The market is as clueless as the Fed’: Why this trader says stocks could continue to do well for months - MarketWatch

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Michael Wilbon trashes analytics again in Tyrese Haliburton rant: ‘Put the damn laptops down’ - Awful Announcing

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Still no good

How does your architecture and interior design practice stay adaptable in a constantly evolving industry?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are the easy romantic novels to read to read for beginners?